one two three fourrrrnication!
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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