Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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