u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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