Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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