My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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