The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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