eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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