I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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