thus making me awesome and them whores
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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