how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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