We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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