Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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