1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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