How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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