is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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