I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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