The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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