so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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