I feel like abortions should bother me more
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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