i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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