Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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