Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I bet he comes in French.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Randomize
