So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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