I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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