Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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