We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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