I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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