New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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