the only muscles i have these days is kegels
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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