I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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