I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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