I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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