where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize