Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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