u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
You did what with his pubic hair?
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