in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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