Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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