maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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