what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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