Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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