Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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