problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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