people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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