White coat. Heels.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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