If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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