singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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