I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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