I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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