community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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