i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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