So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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