Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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